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An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were 
completely full so they had to put him in an Italian  home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit  Grandpa.

"How do  you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful" says Grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was  the wrong place for you.
You know, since you are a little different from  everyone."
''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents", Abdullah says with a big smile..

"There's a musician here-- he's 85 years  old. He hasn't played the violin in  20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years  old. He hasn't been on the bench in  30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!
''There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The Fucking Arab'.

Danke Helen!